No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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