fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
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If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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