I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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