I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
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Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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