Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
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I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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