Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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