i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
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Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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