sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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