I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
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at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
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