I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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