I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
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In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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