Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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