If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
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ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
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you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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