So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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