Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
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So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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