**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
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That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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