She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
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Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
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Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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