but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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