I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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