I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I think people are normalizing furries
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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