I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
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Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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