i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
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Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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