Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
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its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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