honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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