I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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