Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
smell my finger.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
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The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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