How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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