She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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