I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
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I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
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I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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