So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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