Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
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Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
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I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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