You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
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I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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