my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
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Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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