you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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