I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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