Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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