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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
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My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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