hotel room ftw
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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