He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
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It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
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Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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