I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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