i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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