don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
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I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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