I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
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He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Drake has all the answers
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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