farters have to be the big spoon...
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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