It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
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OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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