So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
i think my cat just said my name.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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