I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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