tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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