How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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