Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Drunk is not a location!
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
do nipples grow back?
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